she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA that dude has no idea
AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
this is really cute
just made me think of this
oh my god the best
Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to…
Christ, you’re gonna make me talk for 100 words about this? What has my life come to?
I mean, clearly, a millionaire like Bruce Wayne can, once in a while, afford to blow a little bit of his mad cash on physically impossible and illogical gadgetry. You have to get bored of the badass pragmatism of the Batmobile after you’ve trashed it twelve too many times, and anyway, Alfred has been looking more and more disapproving lately about the fact that you spend all of your philanthropic parents’ estate on hardcore crime-fighting weaponry instead of useful things like the raise he so richly deserves, so what are you gonna do? Get Lucius Fox drunk with some Batbooze and see what the fuck happens.
Drunk Lucius Fox can defy the laws of adhesion and general physics, apparently, because after he’s gotten over his monstrous hangover (Waynes don’t mess around with their moonshine, son) he sends you over this mask thing that can stick to your face without the aid of any kind of string like that bullcrap Clark won’t stop proposing at League meetings when he should be making meaningful contributions like hewing a statue out of marble in your image with his laser vision, and even though you’ve always been a cowl guy, that dweeby circus kid you just decided to adopt because you’re a sad strange little man who dresses up like a bat and cries because his childhood butler’s cookies are that damn good has been needing something in the eye-covering department that isn’t a pair of Gotham Mart dollar bin sunglasses, so whatever, he can have the thing. Maybe he’ll stop using your previously buried gold bars as Legos now that he can freak out over how fucking impossible this mask is.
You are bewildered to find that the second he affixes it to his face through sheer force of mischievous smile (or, in later cases, stoic frown/perpetual glower), the eye holes suddenly turn into opaque white coverings that can also narrow or widen depending on your ward’s emotions? So, like, Lucius Fox invented a way to attach Kevlar to someone’s eyelids, apparently. Have Alfred remind you to bribe Sweden into giving him a Nobel Prize or some shit. Anyway, whenever your ward takes the mask back off again, the eye holes return, and the mysterious white eyelid-conforming material has vanished. What the hell is going on? Did Joker get his weirdo gas in your pipes again? Son of a—
Man, who even cares. You’re Bruce Wayne. You’ve gotta go, like, bang Catwoman, or something; you don’t have time to try to figure this shit out. Tell Dick to please stop graffitiing the side of the mansion with images of cereal as it frightens the extremely rich people who come to the garden parties you never appear at (because, like, on weekends you go by The Great Batsby), and then go buy some Batcondoms. Kids these days.
want to add what the girls are texting each other in the last panel cuz it’s hilarious:
No one has the right to tell you that their life is harder than yours. No one has the right to invalidate your struggles because they “got through it just fine.” No one has the right to tell you to suck it up because other people have it “worse.” Hardships are not comparable. Your struggles are real, legitimate, and just as difficult as anyone else’s
This has been a PSA thank you
Loki’s Childhood ღ˘⌣˘ღ
Wondering what it will look like if I compiled my fanart chronologically
I have so many more I want to draw….:OOOO
practicing lines i guess
If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me
This video is the culprit
i’m gonna die
juliette et Justine from gothic lolita bible VOL 48
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Weird, we got “Bravest Warrior”
I got ADORABLE MERWIF
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